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Tuesday, December 14th, 2004
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7:08 pm
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I DIED IN A PLANE CRASH
"DISPOSABLE TEENS" BY MARILYN MANSON WILL BE PLAYED AT MY FUNERAL
TO EXPRESS THE BLACKNESS OF MY HEART
BUT THE SHEER ECSTASY THAT COMES ONLY FROM DEATH
WILL ECHO THROUGHOUT MY SOUL'S MEMORY
I MUST BE BURIED WITH MY FAVOURITE TUBE OF MASCARA
LOVE
BRIDGET
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| Sunday, October 3rd, 2004
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8:18 pm
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| Saturday, October 2nd, 2004
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12:12 pm
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12:09 pm
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| Thursday, September 30th, 2004
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10:18 pm - Job 21
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23 One dieth in his full strength, being wholly at ease and quiet.
24 His breasts are full of milk, and his bones are moistened with marrow.
25 And another dieth in the bitterness of his soul, and never eateth with pleasure.
26 They shall lie down alike in the dust, and the worms shall cover them.
current mood: great. no really.
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| Wednesday, September 29th, 2004
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10:23 am
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Friends, you are witness to a historic event. Last night under the light of the full moon the first System-52xDrive recording was made available to the unsuspecting world.
Download now
Click on the 'Muzack' link.
Goes without saying that DJ Konstruktor and myself will hate you forever and ever if you don't download it.
And don't forget to join the System fanclub.
current mood: excited
current music: System-52xDrive - Terrorgore
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| Thursday, September 23rd, 2004
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4:12 pm
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Ah man I lost my super insightful update.
Last night's Neighbours was about as salacious as I could handle.
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| Thursday, September 16th, 2004
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4:20 pm - Leviticus 26
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16 I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
17 And I will set my face against you, and ye shall be slain before your enemies: they that hate you shall reign over you; and ye shall flee when none pursueth you.
18 And if ye will not yet for all this hearken unto me, then I will punish you seven times more for your sins.
19 And I will break the pride of your power; and I will make your heaven as iron, and your earth as brass:
20 And your strength shall be spent in vain: for your land shall not yield her increase, neither shall the trees of the land yield their fruits.
21 And if ye walk contrary unto me, and will not hearken unto me; I will bring seven times more plagues upon you according to your sins.
22 I will also send wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of your children, and destroy your cattle, and make you few in number; and your high ways shall be desolate.
25 And I will bring a sword upon you, that shall avenge the quarrel of my covenant: and when ye are gathered together within your cities, I will send the pestilence among you; and ye shall be delivered into the hand of the enemy.
26 And when I have broken the staff of your bread, ten women shall bake your bread in one oven, and they shall deliver you your bread again by weight: and ye shall eat, and not be satisfied.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
30 And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you.
31 And I will make your cities waste, and bring your sanctuaries unto desolation, and I will not smell the savour of your sweet odours.
32 And I will bring the land into desolation: and your enemies which dwell therein shall be astonished at it.
33 And I will scatter you among the heathen, and will draw out a sword after you: and your land shall be desolate, and your cities waste.
36 And upon them that are left alive of you I will send a faintness into their hearts in the lands of their enemies; and the sound of a shaken leaf shall chase them; and they shall flee, as fleeing from a sword; and they shall fall when none pursueth.
37 And they shall fall one upon another, as it were before a sword, when none pursueth: and ye shall have no power to stand before your enemies.
38 And ye shall perish among the heathen, and the land of your enemies shall eat you up.
39 And they that are left of you shall pine away in their iniquity in your enemies' lands; and also in the iniquities of their fathers shall they pine away with them.
current music: Ministry - Psalm 69
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| Saturday, September 11th, 2004
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3:27 pm
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| Wednesday, September 1st, 2004
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7:58 pm
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| Tuesday, August 24th, 2004
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8:32 pm
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| Sunday, August 15th, 2004
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3:00 pm
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| Thursday, August 5th, 2004
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1:56 pm
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1:56 pm
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| Saturday, July 24th, 2004
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7:51 am - CONSPIRACY LOL IT'S MY BIRTHDAY I'M ALLOWED TO SOUND RETARDED, SO IS BEA.
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Now beginning obligatory I'M NOW SEVENTEEN I'M AWESOME TELL ME I'M AWESOME post.
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) deteriorative is also awesome. She has listened to my shit-talking for twelve consecutive hours now. Huzzah!
We came up with this theory a few hours ago, it is as follows:
Sascha (need you ask who I'm talking about, if you don't know who I mean get off my friends list) is immortal. We had some debate over whether he was being constantly reborn, cloned, or immortal, but we also have some idea that he is the second coming of Jesus, so we're going with immortality. He was first rose from the ashes of the KrzsrMvttzkzrFzr0vDxzvrztMzgvrrtxztz Dynasty in 1420 (this year's significance will become apparent) and ran into who else but Elizabeth Bathory one day at the local Witchhunt and discovered they shared the common interest of slaughtering virgins. Now for those of you who are familiar with your totally rad 1400s female Dracula history, you'll know that Elizabeth Bathory believed virgin's blood to have the power, when used on the skin, to preserve one's youthful complexion. As it eventuated, Sascha, while one day reclining in his daily virgin's bloodbath, found that it also greatly magnified the creative forces of his mind, and thus was forged the original idea for KMFDM - named after the aforementioned dynasty. He ran this scheme past Elizabeth, she thought he was onto a swell idea, and asked if she might contribute to the project - and thus Sascha had found his first Lucia. They made a synthesizer and keyboard out of the bones of the many dead virgins lying around the palace, and made their debut performance in Deutschland on the full moon, a few weeks later, with the still then unknown System-52xDrive opening for them. Elizabeth Bathory was of course mortal, but Sascha took care to save samples of her DNA to clone her, so he could be with her always, but altered her molecular structure slightly with every new incarnation of Elizabeth, so as not to arouse suspicion. Note how when the letters of Lucia's name (with some removed, and some extra ones added) when re-arranged, spell ELIZABETH.
 
COINCIDENCE?? I THINK NOT!!!!!!@#
Her original form, and what he experienced with her, stayed with Sascha always though - notice how numerous references are made to Elizabeth Bathory in modern KMFDM songs, eg Itchy-Bitchy was brooding over the memory of the day he discovered what Elizabeth actually did with her virgins.
Now fast forward to 1999 - by this time KMFDM had emerged from the dank underground scene of 15th century Europe. The band, still lead by the invincible Sascha, were set to release their new album Adios, on the 20th of April (now the 1420 comes into play). Two healthy, popular young gentlemen, whose bodies, it also is rumoured had played host to the manifested spirit of Sascha (he having predicted the event) - one of them, some saying, bears a striking resemblance to the man himself, waited patiently overnight outside their local record store to purchase the new album Adios. At 9 am they rushed in and handed over their hard-earned money, and upon listening to the record when leaving the shop a few minutes later, were so overcome with Angst, Nihilism, Terror and Disgust for the unspeakably and uncharacteristically incompetent (to say the least) effort on the band's part, felt they had no choice but to express their Wrath and distraught feelings of utter betrayal, by the Ikons they now felt so Naive to have put their Trust in, when frankly, the record Sucked by waging a Jihaad of their own. Hoping to force Sascha to realise how atrocious an insult it was to them, two devout fans, they decided to say Adios by murdering 13 innocent people at their local highschool, then Going To Hell themselves.
Therefore, Tim Skold caused Columbine, due to being largely responsible for the piece of dog shit that is Adios.
If the sarcasm went right over your head, get off my friends list.
current mood: We are awesome
current music: KMFDM - Spit Sperm
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| Monday, July 19th, 2004
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9:47 am
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I'm digging UberMensch. porphyriac and I will rule the Starbucks of the civic mall with an iron fist, and they shall tremble before my cryptic name-changing.
PS, school is gay, but I'm sure you guys already know that.
current music: UBERMENSCH
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| Monday, February 16th, 2004
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2:23 am
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| Saturday, January 25th, 2003
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12:18 pm
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Poll #95421
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 26Who wins the fucking stupid screen name of the day award: Why?
current music: type o negative - burnt flowers falling
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2 (7.7%)